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Thursday, 2 February 2012

Oh my god! A proper fucking review! (translated from French, via Google)

Oh my god! A proper fucking Sexboat (1980) review! (translated from French, via Google)

Film Critique



Of AlHolg , August 5, 2010
"Absolutely, we all stick together Have To."

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Sharon goes home and is expected by her husband Mark who discovered his affair with Sat . On the eve of sending the infidel for a cruise of six weeks only female crew understood, he forces her to know her lover one last time and photograph their antics. He then attaches it to the pool to offer him the spectacle of the intimate trio he forms with the redheadColleen and blonde Cindy . At the beginning of his eighteen years and willing exhibitionist in favor of his driver, Laura L.Walker was also strongly invited to the sea crossing by her prudish Aunt Martha . To board the ship, the driver and his friend Roscoe had the idea of dressing up, posing asElizabeth Conan Doyle and Rosemary 'Rosie' Whales . Their physiological their worth quickly a hit with passengers but also the suspicion of Melanie , the purser. Their sudden appearance frightened also, soon after, two open-cleaning foam on the top deck.
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Cross parody of the popular comedy series The Love Boat * of Aaron Spelling , which aired from September 1977, and the excellent Some Like it Hot of Wilder , this first film of versatile David I. Frazer (editor of Ultra Flesh , the second and last film of Svetlana , including as co-director of Bad Girls III with Traci Lords ) is once again the fool's game, deception spring from its original plot. This applies also for the production, which attempts throughout the film to take the viewer bladders for lanterns ... sorry, a yacht for a cruise.The strength of the pitch leaving something to be desired after three quarters of an hour, unless falling into repetitive, imagine the scenario of a collision unlikely pirate captainScabbard . Sexboat then turns to the cruise delirium , which is irrelevant since he had no real direction. And the copious female cast, as in 800 Fantasy Lane (see review] , proves the first choice.
___ * in which, remember, an efficient and friendly crew was trying to best meet the passengers and where, after some trivial complications, love always ended by triumphing!

Answer

Review DVD

DVD coverInstruments of pleasure - Sex Boat 
Zone 2, France
Publisher: Wild Side Video
Released: September 8, 2010
Video format: 4 / 3
Audio: English (DD 2.0 Mono), French (DD 2.0 Mono)
Subtitles: French
Extras:
  • Interview
Technical Note: 5 / 6
Image & sound: an edition technically convincing. The general impression left by the restored image is not disturbed by the rise of grain in the backgrounds of scenes of interiors. Original mono track properly, quite clearly missing the vf-serious medium.